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It's that time of the year to offer to carry the football for someone to allow them to kick it ... and then pull it away in the last second. Ha ha. Let's go all Lucy Van Pelt around the headlines.
"9 great apps for reading in your commute": Simply to clarify, since you qing zi shou know it is necessary, they mean while riding public transit or in your carpool, not while driving.
"This ingenious moped cooler puts your party on wheels": Wow, a three-wheeled motorized bike with a cooler for any seat. That's ingenious. Be careful, Mars, here we come.
"iPants? These are built for the iPhone 6 Plus": To avoid the bending that may happen when a phone is held in one's pocket, these pants possess a hidden holster for any phone, so sits on one's thigh. Ingenious. The iFanny Pack can not be far behind.
"Got an apple iphone 6 Plus? This shirt is made for you": Not just with big pockets for your big phone, however with earbuds within the collar! Your iOutfit is finished! With so many big pockets, you can always have a sandwich on hand when ever you receive hungry riding around on your moped cooler.
"?'Wide stance' defense costs Idaho's ex-Sen. Larry Craig $242,000": The court rejected his newest argument that his big-pocketed pants were accountable for his self-described "wide stance," that was misinterpreted being an invitation inside a bathroom stall of Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport...
"Donald Trump swipes at 'Black-ish'?": The Donald tweeted, "How is ABC Television permitted to have a show entitled 'Blackish'? Can you think of the furor of a show, 'Whiteish'! Racism at highest level?"
Hmm. Well, no actually. But how very Trumpish of him to state.
"Putting caffeine into underwear does not help you to slim down?": The writer begins her article, "It sounds so ridiculous it's amazing that huge numbers of people actually thought it could work." Guess she hasn't been covering weight reduction scams very long. They all sound ridiculous. "Take this pill -- for people with serious weight problems only -- and don't change your diet or improve your activity, and the pill will magically melt off body fat, and only pure body fat.?"
And also the scammers always earn money off unrealistic, which is why they are doing it. So, sadly, it's not amazing people fell for this, but instead predictable. Like falling for the pulling-away-the-football trick each time.
"Study: Your pet's food might not retain the meat it says it does": Again, sadly true. Because pet food is "regulated" like diet scams slim forte capsule capsule are. It virtually takes installments of death or injury to garner regulatory attention.
"21 awesomely well-designed products we're dying to own": This in the staff at Wired magazine. Dying to own? Really? Even if their advertisers are desperate to sell them, it still doesn't become qualified as a life or death situation, thank goodness.
Well, to focus on my custom-design Sansabelt-Landline-Phone Pantsuit, with accompanying caffeine-free underwear.